Stuff

I was teaching Romeo and Juliet. One student was very bored. "I don’t do love and stuff," she said.

I rarely write about love, but stuff is what I do best,
I have sweet stuff and wet stuff and soft stuff,
And some white stuff made into a vest.
Please don’t underestimate stuff,
It is, after all, you’ll agree,
The stuff that all the world’s made of,
And that includes both you and me.